Loony bin

Words cannot describe nor fully justify what actually goes on in this woman's head. And I'm not even going to bother.

Unbreakable?

What's the Oscars without a dash of wannabe celebs pushing their way into these post-Oscar parties just to get their five minutes of fame? And who better to lead that pack than my favourite celeb aka Posh looking disgustingly thin and channeling Morticia Addams at the same time.

On a serious note, how much thinner is this useless woman aiming to reach?? Her arms alone look like they could break IF someone came up to shake her hands. How does Becks even manage not to break any of her bones when they're in bed?

Tippy Toes

How is this comfortable?!? I don't care if this is trendy or the way forward in how we define shoes but this is just ugly.

Even more unfortunate is the owner/wearer herself...ugghhh!

Have a good week ahead peeps :D

Would you wear these?

Aminaka Wilmont sole-less heels

Wooyoungmi men's clear plastic, lace-up boots (fellas, would you wear these?)

Marc Jacobs

I love shoes. Ask my family/friends and they can attest to that. But my love for all things shoes has its limits too. Case in point these shoes taken from the recent Spring 2009 fashion shows. Although I can somehow picture Posh wearing the near-to-impossible-to-walk Marc Jacobs stilettos and successfully pulling it off! D*** you Posh!?!

Posh Bunny

Breaking news folks!

Posh..exercising (GASP!!)...daily four-mile runs (SHOCK!!)...eating more (DOUBLE SHOCK!?!)

And even more horrific, she's giving up shopping!! *Sudden silence*

Just when you (and I) thought there's nothing this useless person wouldn't do or say to stay in the spotlight. This is just too good to be true *hahahahahahhaha*

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Useless

This bag j'adore. Shame about the owner though. You'd think she'd have at least some sense when it comes to getting the right shoe size. Oh but wait, this is Posh we're talking about. The very same person, if my memory serves me correct, once said something along the lines of (still) getting the shoes even if they didn't come in her size but she'll make do by stuffing 'em with tissue.

Yes we know you can afford to do that but what is the point?

I still want her bag!!

Here we go again

Oh boy, this must be my lucky day...

She hasn't exactly been flying under the radar - God forbid that she'd ever do that! - it just so happens that her recent activities have been somewhat tolerable (yes, even the baggy jeans and sandals/slippers stint a couple of months back) ... shocking isn't it?? Until this.

As is her style, Posh has never been one to slack in the one arena where she actually shows any kind of talent: fashion. With her supposed good friend making headlines lately with her rolled-up baggy jeans and ever-shortened haircut, one would think Posh has lost her touch to "shock". That would almost be akin to Paris Hilton deciding to pursue a degree in Yale/Harvard/Oxford University!

Of course the critics didn't deride her for her efforts. She played the game well. Stick to something safe (although the black dress looks eerily similar to Roland Mouret's infamous Moon dress) . Well done...
..but as for Posh...what is up with the two shades of tan?? And the scary looking skeletal neck and lack of flesh thereof? Yes, we all know how you only feast on sushi and the like just so you can compete with the rest of the other shallow, self-centred celebrities...but heck, even JLo looks healthier, not to mention miles better and more au naturale (yes there was makeup involved but Posh looks so forced in contrast to JLo) than you ever will be!

50 and still going strong

She's about to embark on her World Tour, cheekily called Sticky and Sweet (that's Madonna for you). She's courted controversy, from ruffling religious feathers to dabbling in sexual fantasies (Sex anyone?) to divorce rumours, and still is. Forget about Kylie or Katie Holmes or Posh Spice, she is the mother of reinvention (virginal vamp, Marilynesque bombshell, Material Girl, ambisexual dominatrix, spiritual diva, lady of the manor, disco diva). She's shrewd, tough, disciplined and has a smart command of what's "in"..and let's not forget, she's bloody rich too! Probably will be even more richer when her Live Nation deal kicks in. Love her or hate her, she's one smart, tough chica and from the looks of it, she isn't showing signs of slowing down, let alone letting the big 5-0 affect her.

All hail the Queen (no pun intended to the actual Queen) and Happy Birthday!


I still love this...such a happy song :D

Hide and Seek

Just when you thought it was safe to come out and play...this hideous creature came out!

Have a good week ahead peeps

Bare naked

Suddenly the world has discovered and be in awe with au naturel...and Posh of all people?!?

We don't care

What to make of this?

We now know her singing career is officially over. Her personal style is constantly lauded and envied by many. Yet, despite my admiration of her ever-growing collection of gorgeous Hermes bags (da*n!), I'm hard-pressed to accept her growing status as a fashion icon. Far from it, I say! And here's such proof..

Not sure what to make of this..except it's anything BUT fashion.

What was she thinking?? (part 6)

So now, it's ok to flaunt our bra straps??

Rejoicing

I hate to gloat but I TOLD YOU SO. I knew it was gonna happen, I saw it coming and it finally happened. The so-called Spice Girls reunion concerts are coming to an end.

"In a statement, the group blamed "personal and family commitments" for the reason behind their decision to cut their 'world tour' short."

Personal and family commitments my f**t! On top of the rumoured fall-out between the girls, I reckon once these has-beens have collected their 10 million quid, there's no point in continuing any further. I'd do the same.

Let's hope the Spice Girls are finally put to rest once and for all..except, of course, for Posh. You think this woman would lay low for even 5 seconds...even when pigs start to fly, you can bet this attention-seeker would go to the ends of the earth to make sure her antics come out trumps!

What are they wearing

Imagine my delight when Mr Blackwell nominated whatsherface on the "Worst-Dressed" list...

...Although I'm finding it hard to digest how she is being applauded for her dress sense when this "thing" looks like a potato sack..perhaps Mr Blackwell should reconsider his best-dressed inductees?

Look of the day

It just occurred to me that my recent blogs have been on a somewhat serious/reflective mode - having a bad week folks! BUT that doesn't mean I've completely forgotten my humour. And what better way to show it by complimenting Posh in this rather demure and chic outfit (even the Michael Jackson gloves too!) and gorgeous handbag, probably another Hermes (bitch..miaow!)

Yes people, you heard me right and on the record too (and I'll probably live to regret this as we speak). For once her Posh namesake is doing her justice (I'm regretting this already....la la *closing my ears* la la)

Shocking isn't it??

A very Posh alien from outer space

To think I'd get through December in one piece *sigh*

When it was reported that Her Royal Poutiness had engaged Roberto Cavalli to design the outfits for their reunion tour, somehow a not-so-little part of me had this inkling feeling that she'd outshine the others in the costume department, perhaps making up for her lack in the singing department.

Any more tighter, those silicones would probably pop out and do their own mini-Posh performance!?! And what is up with the mushroom outfit??? Anyone recall that mushroom character from Super Mario..

everything is newsworthy these days

Never underestimate the power of the Beckhams. No matter how ridiculous or gawdy Posh and Becks can get, one thing's for sure: they certainly know how to make headlines. And it seems like Katie Holmes has taken a leaf out of Posh's book.

By now, or tomorrow (let's see if any of the local papers pick this up), news about Katie Holmes new haircut would've probably made the headlines alongside the plane crash in Turkey and teddy bear affair in Sudan.

Yes it is indeed mindboggling that an actress' new haircut would even elicit this much attention..but hey, when you're the wife of an A-list celebrity, such minute details are as important as who the Republican candidates for the forthcoming presidential race are.

Except she's just not worthy of making the headlines. Give me Julia, Reese, Angelina or even Amy Winehouse...at least they have some thing called talent to fall back on.

Thorn among the roses?

Notice how Posh sticks (no pun intended) out like a kayu lidi amongst the other 'more-healthier-looking' Spices? Oh Posh, why can't you see that you're looking deathly by the minute which isn't the least bit sexy (and hopefully get Becks to realise his idiot-of-a-wife needs to go into rehab or maybe some mental institution for the fame-obssessed delusionals)???

Classy

Despite my continued opinion that she's nothing but a trophy wife, I must confess Katie Holmes looks a winner in this single-shoulder gown with the flat jeweled sandals and clutch finishing off this rather classy look. Can't imagine Posh pulling off this successfully *shudder*

"A woman is never sexier than when she is comfortable in her clothes" Vera Wang

The early demise of the Spice Girls according to Mizz Kitty

I must admit, despite my skepticism, I was eager if not curious to check out the supposed long-awaited Spice Girls' song. Yes deep deep down in the almost-bottomless pit, I had a soft spot for them though the affection was usually disguised by secret purchases of Spice Girls's albums or singles in the name of my not-so-youngest-anymore brother, S.

My verdict?

Besides having to endure watching Posh open her pipes (Yikes, I forgot how bad a singer she was..and still is!?!), looking ridiculous in that whatever-is-she-wearing lingerie and her feeble attempts to outshine the others especially Geri (don't even get me started on her!?!), this is just B-A-D.

Believe me when I say I gave it 2 more replays, and each turn only grew worse and more painful to the ears. Sorry peeps, I'm giving this a miss although I'm probably going to be in the minority...what do I know?