Muthu Oh Muthu

Got this via e-mail. No offense to the namesake but you gotta admit the jokes are funny!

Enjoy some light moments.......at Muthu's expense
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*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me,

'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said ..

'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.

First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'

The cockroach walked..
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.

The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.

If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh?

Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed to the signboard
'*WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're on the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'
*****


*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest part...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read
'*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Squeeeeee!

Less than 2 months to go and my inner geek-ness is getting all excited after seeing this trailer last week! Time to take out my Star Trek video collections and rehash my favourite Star Trek moments - yes, I still own a VCR. In the meantime let's make do with this til May 8 2009 arrives.

She said what..?

Meant to post this up yesterday to commomerate International Women's Day, but as the saying goes "better late than never".

"Women in particular need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because if we're scurrying to and from appointments and errands, we don't have a lot of time to take care of ourselves. We need to do a better job of putting ourselves higher on our own 'to do' list."
First Lady, Michelle Obama

And this has never been more accurate.

Loony bin

Words cannot describe nor fully justify what actually goes on in this woman's head. And I'm not even going to bother.

Right to choose?

Is abortion murder? Or is it a choice?

Now consider this: is abortion murder when a 9-year old girl, carrying twins after being raped by her stepfather, had an abortion because "(S)he is very small. Her uterus doesn't have the ability to hold one, let alone two children,"? Should age (or the size of one's uterus) matter? Does it matter that her pregnancy was caused by her own family member? Where does religion fit into all this?

So many questions, yet there is never a right (nor wrong) answer. The debate will certainly go on but for this girl, nothing would have been more horrific than the ordeal she went through.

Take that b***ch!

Sign O The Times (Part II)

It's been a rather stressful week so I thought what better way to unwind than to give myself afew good laughs...at times like these I wish I was back in London..

Unbreakable?

What's the Oscars without a dash of wannabe celebs pushing their way into these post-Oscar parties just to get their five minutes of fame? And who better to lead that pack than my favourite celeb aka Posh looking disgustingly thin and channeling Morticia Addams at the same time.

On a serious note, how much thinner is this useless woman aiming to reach?? Her arms alone look like they could break IF someone came up to shake her hands. How does Becks even manage not to break any of her bones when they're in bed?

Anniversaries galore

25. Today's magic number. Has it really been that long? Let's give ourselves a massive clap for reaching such milestone - we've come a long way baby!

Speaking of milestones and magic numbers, let's also give a shoutout to our dear friend Medulla who celebrates her "25th" birthday on this very day. Some of you may know that Medulla and I go back a looooonng way so what better way to prove that by showing this.

Isn't she cute?

Happy Birthday Medulla and Brunei Darussalam!

Over the Moon

Mark your calendars ladies