Have a good week ahead!

Another week almost gone. Another new week to get through although we'll all have to get past Monday first. What is it about Mondays that has us singing the blues? Log onto Facebook or MSN Messenger tomorrow morning, and almost everyone will be wishing they'd be elsewhere other than work! In any case, just to keep everyone's spirits up for the much dreaded day of the week check this l'il beauty out. You might've seen this before but I thought with the added lyrics, makes it easier to get what he's singing about - or not!!

TGIF

Set Your Piggies Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee everybody!!!

Muthu Oh Muthu

Got this via e-mail. No offense to the namesake but you gotta admit the jokes are funny!

Enjoy some light moments.......at Muthu's expense
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*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me,

'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said ..

'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.

First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'

The cockroach walked..
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.

The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.

If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh?

Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed to the signboard
'*WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're on the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'
*****


*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest part...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read
'*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Loony bin

Words cannot describe nor fully justify what actually goes on in this woman's head. And I'm not even going to bother.

Take that b***ch!

Sign O The Times (Part II)

It's been a rather stressful week so I thought what better way to unwind than to give myself afew good laughs...at times like these I wish I was back in London..

Sign O The Times

I know my recent posts have been on a serious tone so let's lighten things up with these:

To enter or not to enter, that is the question.

This is just too funny! Hahahaha...

Road to nowhere

Between this and the earlier post, I'd probably take the latter!! This is scarier *hahaha*

To go or not to go?

Proceed at your own risk...

What not to do

How assuring!

The price of perfection

This reminded me (and the writer even made it a point to include this in this article) of an episode from FRIENDS when Ross accidentally left the bleach on his teeth far too long than the prescribed time, and ended up looking like a glow-in-the-dark idiot. Sometimes too much a good thing does have its fair share of disadvantages..

How about that

We've heard of elephants, even people, being tasked to pull airplanes - for the sake of producing records (Guiness World Book of Records anyone?). But for people to actually push a plane, well now that definitely takes it to another level...this is just too funny.

More magical experiences

Or how about this?

Magical Experience

This must be one special toilet! And it only costs 50 cents to experience the "magic" behind it *LOL*

Posh Bunny

Breaking news folks!

Posh..exercising (GASP!!)...daily four-mile runs (SHOCK!!)...eating more (DOUBLE SHOCK!?!)

And even more horrific, she's giving up shopping!! *Sudden silence*

Just when you (and I) thought there's nothing this useless person wouldn't do or say to stay in the spotlight. This is just too good to be true *hahahahahahhaha*

For more

What were they thinking?

First making their 'appearance' on Thursday, I was initially at loss for words that I didn't even think of taking pictures of them (yes, that was how shocking it was!) at that time. So during a quick visit to the hospital this morning, I thought I'd share this with everyone..

A few points to make. Firstly, this is a hospital, not a hotel. Hardly appropriate. And the chandeliers...oh my..not sure what to make of them but several words come to mind: loud, garish, gaudy, excessive, tacky and the list goes on.

On a positive side, at least the hospital will look brighter than ever before *LOL*

What it should have been

Brooke and Eric's daugther is Bridget, not Ashley. Cupcake, I think I got a wee bit excited over this whole B&B saga. Infact the actress who plays Bridget is Ashley Jones..hence the mistake.

My bad..

More guilty pleasures

The past couple of days have seen me revert back to my rather embarassingly guilty pleasure: THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL. Actually I'm not even sure calling it a guilty pleasure is the correct term seeing how I have this love-hate relationship with soaps where B&B is no exception. However with the shortened working hours during this particular month, the lure of B&B is simply too strong to resist particularly when a) one wants to kill time before the breaking of the fast, or b) there's nothing remotely 'interesting' on tv, althoughI can just hear some of you smirking or scratching your head, thinking "What could be less interesting than B&B???"

Here's why: where else can you find plots and relationships that are complicated, ludricous, far-fetching and dare I say, incestuous. Case in point: Brooke Logan Forrester - formerly married to Eric Forrester (the patriarch of the Forrester family), then married Eric's son, Ridge Forrester followed by Nick Marone, who was in a relationship with Brooke's daughter with Eric (Ashley, who is also Ridge's half sister) only to realise that she (Brooke) was still in love with Nick, who then got together with Ridge's ex wife, Tyler, with whom he (Nick) had a baby only to discover that the baby had Brooke's DNA (mix-up of eggs or something of the sort), and now she (Tyler) is seeing Rick (Brooke's son with Ridge) despite Tyler's daugther (with Ridge), Phoebe being helplessly in love with Rick. And that's probably not even half of the whole story!

Now how could you resist ALL THAT?

And one of the cool things about watching these shows is how you can jump in any time and learn the background (well not the complete background but you get what I mean) of the plotline within days!

Think before you swat..?

A pesky fly buzzing about...find a newspaper, roll it up..SWAT! No sign of the dead fly..infact it's still happily buzzing about..another attempt on its life is taken...SWAT!! Buzz..buzz..buzz...missed again. After a couple more missed tries, the frustration finally ends with a quick spray from Ridsect/Shelltox etc. We've all been there before..

But wait..there just might be a way to beat these flies to their own game, courtesy of scientists at the California Institute of Technology who have apparently identified why these insects are so evading rolled-up newspapers - and how they might be outwitted.

" The right approach is to aim not at the insects themselves because they are extraordinarily good at anticipating where exactly your blow will land. “It is best to aim a bit forward of the fly's starting position, to anticipate where it is going to jump when it first sees your swatter,” said Michael Dickinson, of the California Institute of Technology, who led the study " For more.

Now either these scientists have run of original ideas to work on...boredom maybe..or perhaps their workplace is badly infested with houseflies, that they've decided to find a way of outwitting them annoying, pesky flies!

For idiots only?

Unless you're an idiot....hahahaha