Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

"Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis"

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I've heard of women chopping off their fellas', ahem, bits..setting fire is definitely a first for me!

As for the fella claiming he didn't know what he'd done to deserve the unfortunate attack, he'd probably had a part to play as well otherwise the ex-missus wouldn't have set fire in the first place..

Ouch!!

News courtesy of Reuters