"'ello there Guv"

By now some of you can already suss out my utter dislike for she-whom-I-refuse-to-say-her-name..infact I have this rather sickening if not embarassing habit of searching every known website for just about anything on this woman! Why, you ask, should I even bother in the first place when all I can do is simply ignore them just like I do whenever I come across anything concerning Camilla whatsherface?? It's hard to explain but let's just say it's the same kind of feeling you get when you discover your rival is not L'il Miss Perfect after all..

..so imagine the thrill I had when I came across this headline:

"Victoria Beckham teaches Tom Cruise to talk Posh"

Now whether this has any ounce of truth or not, don't you think this is an absolute riot??!!??