Headlines

Some headlines making the news today...

1) Funeral held for Yeltsin in Moscow The former Russian prez whom I shall fondly remember as having the reddest cheeks ever! died on Monday at age 76 and was greatly admired for dismantling the former Soviet Union and moving the country toward a fully-fledged democracy

2) Carelessness, need for change of attitude and lack of maturity on part of youngsters among reasons cited for high number of accidents in our country Couldn't agree more...

3) Millionaire gets life term for serial rape and death in Japan ..but was cleared of any charges for the death of Brit girl, Lucie Blackman despite her dismembered body found near the dude's condo..is there any justice in this world?

4) Potentially habitable planet found New Caprica anyone??

5) Rooney's double keeps United's dream alive Another treble in sight? Not if Liverpool or Chelsea can help it..

6) Diana inquest judge quits Admission that she was wrong for the job...will anyone ever let Diana rest in peace for once?? Charles must be rubbing his hands with glee right now..

7) Networks' top shows at a ratings loss Lost, Desperate Housewives and the recent return of Heroes have cited low viewing records. Am I the only one who's totally forgotten about Lost's existence?!? On a more brighter note, House beat Grey's for last week's ratings..about frakkin' time!!!

8) Superman's kryptonite found on Earth Now all we need is a Superman, Lex Luthor and Lois Lane to complete the picture.

9) Mills get the boot The soon-to-be-former Mrs McCartney voted off from Dancing With The Stars..lasting a good 6-week stint without losing her prosthetic limb (*shock* *horror*)

10) Another dies as 'Heroes' returns Should I spoil it for everyone...? Here's a clue: this character was found dead by another hero after 'warping' to NYC in the second episode.