Oh boy, this must be my lucky day...
She hasn't exactly been flying under the radar - God forbid that she'd ever do that! - it just so happens that her recent activities have been somewhat tolerable (yes, even the baggy jeans and sandals/slippers stint a couple of months back) ... shocking isn't it?? Until this.
She hasn't exactly been flying under the radar - God forbid that she'd ever do that! - it just so happens that her recent activities have been somewhat tolerable (yes, even the baggy jeans and sandals/slippers stint a couple of months back) ... shocking isn't it?? Until this.
As is her style, Posh has never been one to slack in the one arena where she actually shows any kind of talent: fashion. With her supposed good friend making headlines lately with her rolled-up baggy jeans and ever-shortened haircut, one would think Posh has lost her touch to "shock". That would almost be akin to Paris Hilton deciding to pursue a degree in Yale/Harvard/Oxford University!
Of course the critics didn't deride her for her efforts. She played the game well. Stick to something safe (although the black dress looks eerily similar to Roland Mouret's infamous Moon dress) . Well done...
..but as for Posh...what is up with the two shades of tan?? And the scary looking skeletal neck and lack of flesh thereof? Yes, we all know how you only feast on sushi and the like just so you can compete with the rest of the other shallow, self-centred celebrities...but heck, even JLo looks healthier, not to mention miles better and more au naturale (yes there was makeup involved but Posh looks so forced in contrast to JLo) than you ever will be!
Of course the critics didn't deride her for her efforts. She played the game well. Stick to something safe (although the black dress looks eerily similar to Roland Mouret's infamous Moon dress) . Well done...
..but as for Posh...what is up with the two shades of tan?? And the scary looking skeletal neck and lack of flesh thereof? Yes, we all know how you only feast on sushi and the like just so you can compete with the rest of the other shallow, self-centred celebrities...but heck, even JLo looks healthier, not to mention miles better and more au naturale (yes there was makeup involved but Posh looks so forced in contrast to JLo) than you ever will be!
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